Seriously, everyone just needs to calm down. Cole Hamels is fine. After the loss on Friday and after only going 5 innings, some people were worried. We here at The Phillies Blunt are your daily dose of chill pill. Cole Hamels had an MRI today, just to make sure that his pitching shoulder was still bitchin’.
CSNPhilly says that Hamels “chalked it up to a dead-arm start, which happens over the course of a long season.” Whatever that means. Oh. Cole Hamels is here to explain what that means:
“It was just one of those things where I wasn’t able to get loosened up.” Oh, okay. Now I understand. Please continue Cole, “It’s that time of the year where you’re a little fatigued a little bit and battle through it and move on to the next game.” Ah. So everything is peaches and cream in Cole Hamels land. Thanks for clearing that up Cole.
CSN went on to say that Cole will skip his turn in the rotation which would have been Friday in Washington. Obviously Hamels is doing this because the last time he pitched against Washington on a Friday, he lost. So he’s nipping it in the ass before it becomes a regular thing. Take that Washington!
Roy Oswalt will go instead on his normal amount of rest because of yesterday’s cancellation and the Phils’ off day today.
Rest that shoulder Cole, and keep filling your belly with whole camels.
SW – Brian Maloney
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