Thursday, June 30, 2011

Three’s A Charm

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Bringin' High Hopes Without The Smoke

Three’s A Charm

Oh yeah, Cliff Lee did it again.  Three times in a row the lefty has thrown complete game shut outs.  This time, it was over the American League power house, Boston Red Sox.  Boy, Oh boy, did he shut them down.  9 innings, 2 hits allowed, 0 earned runs, 2 walks, 5 strike outs vs the (used to be) red hot Sox bats.  This guy is amazing!  Plus, he even hits for his own cause.  In the 5th inning, Domonic “It’s Yo Boy” Brown led off with a double, his second hit of the night.  His first came in the form of a 2 run home run in the 2nd.  After Domo’s double, an advancing fly out allowed Brown to get to third.  He was then scored by Cliff Lee on a sac fly to left, a shot that was caught just a few feet short of the warning track.

That’s all he needed for the night, but a couple runs more is okay.  Thanks for the 2 run dinger, Shane.  Cliff  had the Sox by the sack from the start.  It was pretty apparent that he was heading towards a win, holding out till the top of the 6th before giving up his first hit.  Only one other bat would beat Lee, in the 8th.  It’s also pretty apparent that Cliff Lee still owns the American League, good to know… I wish he could have been more dominant in the beginning of the season, he won his 9th tonight, but he could easily have the best record in baseball with the way he’s pitching now.  It’s all good, though, because right now, he’s doing great.

Three complete shut outs, (I won’t mention the amount of consecutive scoreless innings thrown due to superstition), do the math.  He has become one of the most dominant pitchers in the month of June.  It’s pretty exciting.  Doc is throwing great, and Cole throwing towards that Cy Young, and Lee is keeping up with the rest of the great trio.  It’s a shame Oswalt has to be hurt, I want him to be a part of this.   But nonetheless, the Phillies’ pitching is keeping them above the rest of the NL East and the whole Major Leagues.  The Fightins are the first team to 50 wins, now at a steady 20 games over .500.  It is looking good for us.  50-30.  Sweet, let’s keep it up.

Tomorrow we get a chance to do just that with Vance Worley (2-1, 2.83 ERA) taking on John Lackey (5-6, 7.36 ERA).  The offense helped out tonight, let’s get it tomorrow, and Thursday,  I’m going.

Let’s Go Phillies

 

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Vance Makes Start vs The Sox

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So, I have been in a great mood for the past 24 hours.  Cliff Lee started it, then a bonfire and a six-pack did the rest.  Three straight complete game shut outs… by far the most amazing pitching I’ve seen in a long, long time.  Tonight, it’s up to Vance Worley (2-1, 2.83 ERA) to follow up Cliff.  Worley threw a great game his last time out,  allowing his first hit in just the 6th inning in last Friday night’s pitcher’s duel vs Oakland.  He has re-found that early-season success he had in April, since rejoining the rotation nearly two weeks ago.  Worley has an 0.82 ERA in 2 starts, giving up 1 run in 11 innings pitched.  It’s going to be an interesting match up tonight, however, with John Lackey (5-6, 7.36 ERA) taking on the Phillies’ offense.  The bats gave Cliff the run support he deserved last night, 5 runs on 6 hits.  A guy with a +7 ERA clearly has problems.  In Lackey’s last start he allowed 5 runs in just 3.1 innings in a loss to the Padres.  Hopefully, the Phils can keep it going tonight against a struggling Lackey, and then some tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tonight’s Line up:

1. J Roll SS

2. Polly 3B

3. Utley 2B

4. Howard 1B

5. Victorino CF

6. Ibanez LF

7. D-Brown RF

8. Schneider C

9. Worley P

First Pitch @ 7:05 PM

Let’s Go Phillies!

 

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Goood shit

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I like this Seybold guy. He’s a good writer.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Our Trade Deadline Needs Have Changed

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The July 31 trade deadline is just a little over a month away. Last week the talk had been about that right handed hitter. You know the one that we don’t have in our lineup. The one that Charlie says they need to win. He’s also the same guy that Ruben says may be too expensive to bring in. Dillemma? Probably not. Will the Phillies get their right handed bat? As of today, that isn’t their top priority anymore.

The top name on the Phillies right handed wish list was A’s outfielder Josh Willingham. Guess what happened there? Willingham was placed on the 15 day DL with  a strained left Achilles. Now that move isn’t entirely out the window anymore, but due to his injury and what’s gone on in Phils Nation this past week this trade is put on the back burner.

Now the Phillies have to be looking at pitching. Ruben is in a tight spot here because he knows the skipper wants a rightie at the plate. With this past weeks changes in the weather the Phillies are down two key pitchers. Everyone knows that Jose Contreras was put back on the DL this week and the early reports are saying that he could be out 4 to 6 weeks. That’s not good. Not one bit.

The second shot to the heart was the Roy Oswalt debacle. Oswalt has been pitching through pain all season and this time he says he isn’t going to rush back. We all know he is hurt. What we don’t know is when he is going to be back. Some reports are saying that Lil Roy could be out until at least August. That leaves Kyle Kendrick in that starters spot.

That’s all well and good because KK fills in nicely, but he isn’t the innings eater that the big three are. So that means when he is starting you can almost expect that someone is going  to be coming out of the bullpen. No problem, right?

I’m going to go with the cliche here and right off the bat say: Wrong! The bullpen is being held together by some shoe strings and some Big League Chew. We can’t rely on Mike Stutes every game. As much as we would love to see the Stutes and his flowing locks every day, he simply can’t do it.

Ryan Madson has swelling on the back of his hand. He received a cortisone shot Friday. The day off tomorrow is certainly going to help him, but we’ll wait and see. Brad Lidge, who has been out all season, will throw a bullpen session on Monday and he says he is feeling better. I would rather just have him shut down for the season. Joe Blanton is also throwing a bullpen session on Monday, and the consensus here is that no one really cares. The Vanimal has filled in nicely and we really don’t want to see him go.

So with Jimmy turning his game on today, pitching becomes priority. There isn’t much time until the deadline and knowing the Phillies they would like to add an arm and maybe jump the gun on the deadline swapping. Especially with all of these injuries, it seems that this is now the best time.

With the best record in baseball the Phillies don’t want to worry about anyone in their rearviews. The Big Three handle the brunt of the work, but one has to think that the Phillies would at least kick the tires on some starting pitchers around the league to round out the rotation.

So who could the Phillies possibly get before July 31? There are a few diamonds in the rough (and that’s being generous) that will probably be available at the deadline.

One guy that jumps off the page immediately is Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthrie. The Orioles staff say that he is very much a part of their plans, but as the deadline looms closer the Orioles will probably be sellers. Guthrie is a right handed arm as well. His 3.93 ERA isn’t too shabby either and he would benefit from having a better team around him. Guthrie? Maybe. His price is a little steep as he sits at $3 million currently.

Let’s throw this guy in the mix as well, Jason Marquis. This dude would look good in a Phils uniform. His 3.53 ERA and 7-2  record looks appetizing and again he is a right handed arm. Marquis has said that he wants to stay in DC and you would have to think that the Nats wouldn’t send him our way. Although they do have a lot of pitching waiting in the ranks.

The biggest sellers at the deadline will have to be the New York Mets. Once a rivalry and now just a joke, the Phillies-Mets relationship is not a good one. They do have a pitcher that would be easy to get and easy to fit in the rotation. Chris Capuano has been putting together a decent campaign while playing for the lowly Mets. The reason he is on this list is that his 3.99 ERA is pretty good despite his situation and he is only making $1.5 million. Thats a number that the Phillies will most certainly like. That is if they can pry him away from New York.

A few wild cards at the deadline coming to the Phillies could be John Danks, (a $4 million contract and a trip to the DL says no), Crazy Carlos Zambrano (no thank you), or Kansas City’s Jeff Francis (again $4 million looks to be too much).

So while we wait to see what Ruben has up his sleeve, I think it is safe to assume that the Phillies will be looking at pitching to help out Roy, Cliff, and Cole. If worse comes to worse, we can always just ask those guys to pitch complete games everyday. And on the other days? Worley and Stutes got that in the bag. Sounds good to me.

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Red Bull(Shit) Two: The Squeakquel

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Amid a crowd of yuppies and hipsters, Jimmy Rollins set off today to set a world record for the world’s furthest hit baseball.  I was there today, and I can tell you first hand that he didn’t even come close.  The mark to beat was 576 feet, and Jimmy’s furthest ball landed at a gentleman’s 463 feet from “home.”  That’s more than a hundred feet short for those of you at home reaching for the abacus.  Now, since I’ve ruined any type of suspense, allow me to tap into my inner Hunter S. Thompson to relay the scene from the Ben Franklin Parkway that took place today.

It was madness 0n the parkway.  A man with a bat attempting something that he could never complete, like trying to climb Everest with nothing more than a bindle stick.  My compatriot, James, and I had settled some three hundred and fifty feet off to the left.  We figured it the most opportune place to be struck with a batted ball so that we could later sue.  All around us young urban professionals hung onto guard rails, sweating through their dress shirts and laughing maniacally with each other as they played hooky from work.  Even more young hipsters wandered through the crowd, taking slugs from cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon which they kept concealed from the prying eyes of the law in foam “I’m #1″ hands.  They had no work to play hooky from.

It was a quarter past noon when the 5′, 8″, 170 lbs shortstop for the Philadelphia Phillies stepped into the batting cage, metal bat in hand, and began to take pitches.  His landing strip of asphalt which was the abandoned Parkway was only, roughly, forty feet wide.  That distance and another ten feet to the left side where I stood was the only room for error.  He began hitting.  The metal bat’s yelp of “ping” echoed through the streets.  He was off and running, as were the fans.  While many balls landed on the vacant corridor of the Ben Franklin Parkway, many did not.  Those that were yanked to the left or pushed to the right were sent on a collision course with human flesh and private property.  The medics were on hand, but seemed to linger closer to the star attraction then to the private citizens that came to enjoy the warm weather and baseball novelty.  No one seemed to care.

Some women began to shield themselves behind the meat of their boyfriends, while the boyfriends reassured them that they would protect them.  It was machismo at it’s finest decadence.  The balls began to fly further and further into the crowd as Rollins became more and more tired.  The crowd was in a fever now.  Not for a world record, but for memorabilia.  Every ball that landed off the Parkway was up for grabs, and the men in the crowd would be damned if someone else would take was what rightfully theirs.  It was manifest destiny for cowhide and yarn.  I saw men dressed  in checkered shirts and tweed jackets who, no more than an hour ago, were greeting co-workers with sincere smiles and insincere compliments, turn into animals.  They trampled each other to get to errant balls that bounced in the street.  A man dove, full extension, into the dirt to try and rip a ball from another man who had already wrestled the prize from a third, who was now laying by the wayside.  They were like jackals trying to prove that they were the alpha of the pack.  It was glorious and atavistic.

The balls continued to fly like shrapnel, and men continued to tear each other limb from limb.  Had I ever seen the horrors of war, I was sure I would suffer a flashback.  A white orb came off the bat, disappeared in the trees that lined the Parkway and then reappeared in a trajectory that I was sure was destined for my skull.  It rifled just a few feet above my head and the wild pack of humanity was off again.  It was shortly after this that a young kid, drunk on beer and bedlam, screamed into his phone, “A ball was just coming right at me!  I think I could have caught it if I jumped.  This is crazy, you have to come down here.”

He was lying of course, there was no way he could have caught the ball, but it didn’t matter because we were all lying.  Jimmy Rollins didn’t care about a record.  All he cared about was an endorsement deal he had with an energy drink.  The camera crews from ESPN that were filming the event were lying too.  They were doing it for advertising spots, money, and an hour of television programming.  We were lying because we couldn’t care how far Jimmy hit a ball, so long as we weren’t at work.

A half hour had passed and the target mark of 576 feet might as well had been a mile.  It was equally insurmountable.  Jimmy Rollins stopped swinging, and the balls stopped flying.  A closing interview was held, which no one watched.  We all staggered away from the world of Red Bull and back to the real world through the streets of Center City, Philadelphia.  Men returned to work with bruised hands and bruised egos, ball-less.  A lucky few returned with a piece of non-history.  The whole scene had nothing to with baseball, but it was good to see that commercialism was alive and well.  

And out of the world of Gonzo we come so I can keep the promise I made yesterday to share pictures of the event with you:

Here’s a picture of Jimmy swinging for the world record.  Whoops, you missed, Jimmy!

Here’s one where Jimmy made good contact.  I think it went 300 feet.  Hey that’s almost out at the Bank!

Here’s one where you can see that Jimmy was really happy the people came out to see him shill for Red Bull.  Not sure why he went with a cubs shirt, but hey, it’s his show.  Nice choice on the helmet, though.  Safety first.

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Love a good abacus reference.

ReplyWeezer says:June 28, 2011 at 1:29 am

Who doesn’t?

ReplyBrian says:June 28, 2011 at 4:31 pm

Glad to see that Grimace’s creepy green brother was there as well, in that last picture.

ReplyWeezer says:June 28, 2011 at 4:42 pm

That was the best Phanatic they could get to come to this crap event.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Madson To The DL

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Yet another Phillie has found himself on the sidelines dealing with an injury.  This time, its closer number three, Ryan Madson, who was placed on the disabled list today, June 28.  Fortunately, Madson’s placement on the DL will be retroactive to June 19, the last time he pitched, so he could make it back to the active roster as soon as early next week.

However, this isn’t the first closer we’ve seen deal with injuries this season for the Phillies.  In spring training it was Brad Lidge who took his trip to ouchie land.  That trip has turned into an extended vacation, as Lidge is still there.  The next pitcher to take the role of closer was Jose Contreras, but again, an injury sent him to the DL.  He came back, and then left again.  Now, it’s Madson.  Mad Dog has pitched commendably in the closer role, recording 15 saves in 16 opportunities, but with the inflammation in his pitching hand, now the Phillies will look for a fourth man with the “closer mentality.”

The Phillies have called up right-hander Andrew Carpenter in Madson’s place, who sounds like a promising pitcher.  Carpenter has gone 5-0 with an ERA of 1.58 through 28 games in Triple-A down at Lehigh Valley.  However, the most likely candidate to be the interim closer while Madson’s hand heals is Antonio Bastardo.  The Bastard has been nothing short of spectacular this season, sporting an impressive 0.96 ERA in 28 innings of work out of the pen.  That is just straight up ridiculous, but the question remains whether Bastardo has the make up mentally to be a closer.  The other option the Phillies have is to have the bullpen go by committee in closing games.  It would be preferable if Bastardo can make the position his alone, however, because it would set up the pen into a routine.  Baseball players need routine.  So get out the stress balls, people.  Until the Mad Dog can comes back from the vet with a clean bill of health, it could be a little scary in late innings during close games.

 

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We’ve Been Waiting For This One

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We’ve Been Waiting For This One

Oh yes, it’s finally here.  The claimed “World Series Preview” will begin tonight at 7:05 PM ET.  Three games, two teams, three great pitching match ups.  Tonight kicks it all off with Cliff Lee (8-5, 2.87 ERA).  Lee is coming off two straight complete game shut outs, and will take on the Red Sox and their nuclear-powered bats.  On the opposing side stands Josh Beckett (6-2, 1.86 ERA), who is making his first start since June 15 (scratched last Tuesday with stomach illness).  This is going to be freaking sweet!  The Phils are coming off a victorious weekend series vs the A’s, where the Fightins took 2 of 3.  Also, some bad news coming out of the Phillies’ clubhouse this weekend.  Roy Oswalt has bulging discs in his back, and considers himself a “liability.”  He will eventually need surgery, but for now he is holding off on that and will try to be back by August, but only time can tell.  In other injury news, Ryan Madson will be out with a bruised hand that really none of us knew about, until Uncle Cholly told the media on Friday night.

Now back to tonight, this series has been anticipated since the schedules came out.  Cliff Lee, who is totally in control right now, will go against another high powered, offensive juggernaut American League team.  A-Gonz, Pedroia, and Adrian Beltre are red hot right now.  One hard hitter Lee won’t be taking on tonight is Big Papi.  That is unless Beckett, who is coming off of 9 days rest makes an early exit, resulting in the need of a pinch hitter.  He will also avoid Carl Crawford who is out with a sore hamstring.  Is this a lucky break, or would it not make a difference?  Lee is a 2-4 with a 4.06 ERA career vs the Red Sox.

Even if he had to take on the Red Sox’s best lineup, he could still take ‘em.

As for Josh Beckett, he might have some ease with the Phils, as he has a 8-4, 3.98 ERA career record vs the Fightins.  No hating going on here, but let’s be honest, we aren’t an offensive juggernaut.  I am looking forward to 3 straight rubber matches this week.

Tonight’s Line up vs Boston:

1. J Roll SS

2. Polly 3B

3. Chutts 2B

4. Howard 1B

5. Victorino CF

6. Ibanez LF

7. D-Brown RF

8. Chooch C

9. Lee P

First Pitch @ 7:05 PM

Let’s Go Phillies!

 

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

What You Missed If You Went On A Bender This Weekend

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The Phillies Blunt is now within the Yard Barker Network and a proud affiliate of Fox Sports.  At the office Christmas party I’m totally going to ask Joe Buck how it feels to be so much less talented than Bob Costas.  I’m sure that should go fine.  But I digress.  Over the weekend we were doing a little remodeling of the site to meet guidelines and whatnot, so we were short on time and didn’t post any articles.  I know you guys missed them.  So without further ado, heres a wrap up of Phillies’ news from the past weekend.

Worley Needs To Stop Sucking

His words not mine.  If you asked me I would have told you that the spectacled one was better than mango even, but apparently he feels differently.  When asked by the press how he could keep his pitch count down, the 23 year old pitcher responded, “I need to stop sucking,” which brought about a regular guffaw among the reporters.  (Guffaw is a great word and you rarely get to use it)   At any rate, it’s certainly not something you would expect to hear from a guy who just came off an outing where he pitched 5 innings of no hit ball, but that’s what great about the statement.  He doesn’t focus on what he did right, but rather what he needs to approve upon.  He went on to say, “But I need to get my first pitch over for strikes every time and then repeat that.  I was throwing too many second-pitch balls today and falling behind there and that leads to throwing a lot of pitches.”   This, ladies and gentleman, is what you call maturity.  It’s something that you want to hear from a young pitcher who has the stuff to be an ace.  It’s what you need to be an ace.  Vance Worley will be an ace.

Carlton From Fresh Prince Gets The Walk Off

Did I say Carlton from Fresh Prince?  I’m sorry, I meant Ben Francisco.  As a pinch hitter in the bottom of the ninth on Friday, Francisco came into the game with runners on 2nd and 3rd and two outs.  He nearly fell down on the swing, and got a fortunate bounce, but managed to send the ball over the third baseman’s head.  Shane Victorino was then able to waltz home to give the Phillies the 1-0 win over the Oakland Athletics.  It wasn’t pretty, but it worked.  Speaking of pretty, Mike Stutes got the win.  It’s his third W of the season, which if you’re keeping track at home, gives him two more than Joe Blanton.

Also, a six-pack to the first person who can get me a video of Ben Francisco doing this.

Fevered Pitch

No, this isn’t about that crap movie, or that great book by Nick Hornby, but rather about Cole Hamels.  Cole was sporting a rather large bandage on his face for Saturday’s game against the A’s, and while I had my money on a bad case of the herpes, it turned out to be the result of a very bad case of poison oak.  Hamels was pitching with a fever of 103.  While he wasn’t so hot as a pitcher, (get it?) missing his spots and whatnot, he was able to go 8 innings.  He gave up 8 hits, 2 earned runs, and 2 walks while striking out 5.  That’s pretty damn good when you’re sick as a dog.  Any talk in the past that Cole Hamels lacked mental toughness should be dismissed with fervor.  The Phillies ended up losing Saturday’s game 4-1, but really the L should be next to everyone’s name in the line-up, not Cole’s.  The Phillies only mustered four hits the entire game.  Not going to win many games like that (though it seems we have).

Doc Was Surgical For His 10th Win

It should come as a surprise to absolutely no one, but Roy Halladay was filthy again today.  He went the full nine, giving up 8 hits, no walks, and only 1 run while K-ing 4.  Of those 8 hits, only one of them was well hit, the rest were bleeding quails and infield singles.  When Halladay did get into minor jams, he was able to minimize damage and work his was around danger with devastating pitches.  He earned his 10th win of the season, the fourth pitcher to do so in the majors, and recorded his league-leading fifth complete game of the season.  The dude is crazy good.  I know we all know that, but sometimes it just has to be said.  Oh, and he also got a hit.  What can’t he do?  Well notarize stuff I guess, but that doesn’t come up too often.

Jimmy Rolling

In front of 45,863 people, the second largest regular season crowd ever in Citizen’s Bank Park, Jimmy Rollins put on a hitting clinic.  Rollins was 4-4 (3 singles and a double) with 2 runs scored to aid in Halladay’s 10th W.  The last time Jimmy had a four hit game was way back in aught-nine.  True to form, it only took till the first pitch of the bottom of the first for Jimmy to see something he wanted to swing at.  He took that pitch and deposited it in left field.  He would later poke one back up the middle, hit one off the left field wall, just short of a two run homer, and serve one through the hole on the right side.  Jimmy was feeling it, and it was nice to see.  When James is hitting, it seems that so do the Phillies.  My only concern is that Jimmy was just doing it to get ready for his “date with destiny” tomorrow.  Trying to hit the world’s furthest baseball?  Yeah, that shouldn’t screw up your swing.  Oh well, I’ll be there.  I’ll show you pictures tomorrow.

 

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Friday, June 24, 2011

Roy Oswalt’s Career In Jeopardy

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And In Other News…

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With the news of the Phanatic making a full recovery from his injury (and all of our prayers collectively answered) covered so well by fellow Blunt writer, Brian Maloney, I guess I’ll clean up the scraps of Phillies’ news.  No one will read this, though, since Jeff Carter and Mike Richards got traded by the Flyers and the Sixers are in the middle of three team trade.  This is truly the loneliest story in Philadelphia sports.  That’s what I’m here for though, to cover the crap no one else cares about.

So here’s the deal, Contreras has been placed on the 15 day DL…again.  This time it is his right forearm which ails the Big Truck, something that is being described as a strain.  While Jose may have been killer in the closer position early in the season, converting his first five save opportunities, there has been nothing but injuries plaguing the majority of his 2011 season.  It raises the very valid question as to whether or not the 39 year old pitcher has stayed in the league a little longer than he should have.  Don’t get me wrong, I hope the big man can turn it around, but I’m just not sure if his body can hold up to the demands of professional sports any longer.

With that being said, let’s look to the future.  Apparently the Phillies had another JC Romero sitting in the wings waiting for the call up to the bigs.  Juan Perez has been activated to fill the spot vacated by Jose Contreras.  Perez, 32, is a left handed pitcher who has had mediocre success in the Lehigh Valley this year.  In 28 appearances, he has posted a record of 0-3 with an ERA of 3.52.  While this is not the most spectacular of statistics, he has held opposing left handed batters to a batting average of .184.  It is in this facet that I believe the Phillies will try to use Perez, as their new left handed specialist.  To me, he reeks too stronly of JC Romero.

I hope I’m wrong.

 

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Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Phanatic Will Be Ready for the A’s

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Welcome To The World Of Red Bull(Shit)

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In the past, you may have seen Jimmy Rollins wearing a Red Bull hat, or seen a Red Bull shirt with JRoll on it wearing a Red Bull hat.  Or maybe you’ve seen a can of Red Bull featuring a picture of Rollins on it wearing a Red Bull shirt which holds his likeness wearing a Red Bull hat.  Either way I think you get the point; Jimmy Rollins has a a sponsorship deal with the energy drink that gives you wiiings (and in most cases, heart palpitations and diarrhea).  I’m not knocking James on this, every athlete nowadays has a sponsorship deal of some sort.  (See: Ryan Howard talking about meat in Subway commercials, or Cole Hamels talking about milk-chocolatey Peanut Chews on radio spots.)  Here’s what I am knocking, however.  The fact that next Monday, June 27 from 11:45 AM to 1:00 PM, Jimmy and Red Bull are holding a special event where our little shortstop who could is going to attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the longest hit baseball.  The current record, for anyone out there who cares, is 576 ft.

There are some things cool about this, and some things that I find very, very wrong about it.  Let me start with what’s cool about it, in case you want to check it out in person.  The event is being held for the public, free of charge, on the Ben Franklin Parkway (around 20th St.), which they’re shutting down.  Okay that takes care of what cool about it:  they’re holding BP in the middle of the city and it’s going to be free.

Now let’s get down to all that is wrong with this.  First of all, they’re using a specially designed metal bat made from space age blah, blah, blah.  C’mon, I know you go by Jimmy, but you’re not an eight year old.  A metal bat, dude?  Really?  At this point the whole “attempt at history” has lost all credibility.  Any major leaguer could hit the ball at least 500 feet with a metal bat.  No great moment in baseball history has been accompanied with a “ping.”

Next, is the fact that Jimmy is not known for his power.  Even if he whacks a ball 600 feet, I’m only going to assume that Ryan Howard can hit it 800 feet.  Can’t we just play to Jimmy’s strengths here?  Like maybe he tries to set the record for most consecutive pop outs to the shortstop on first pitches.  That, I would argue, is something that truly only Rollins could do.

My final (not really final, but last that I’ll bore you with) problem with this whole charade is Red Bull itself.  They do this crap all the time.  Always making their athlete spokesmen (or spokespeople if we’re being PC about it) do bullshit stunts for the sake of selling sugar water.  Not too long ago Travis Pastrana jumped a crack in the grand canyon with a go-kart or something, in a marketing tactic quite like this little show on the Benny Frank.  I prefer the old days (that I wasn’t alive for), when athletes just told us “when I’m in the dugout, I smoke Lucky Strikes,” and we all went about our day.  Nope, not in today’s day and age.  Now, we have to shut down roads in the city at lunch time, making everyone even more pissed off than they usually are in the middle of a hot Philadelphia summer day, just so Jimmy can wear a hat with two red bulls on it and swing a tee ball bat at balls thrown from a pitching machine.  What fun!  Plus this is how they’re adverting it:

Last time I invited people to come watch me “crank it” in public, I had to go around and get my neighbors to sign a piece of paper letting them know I was moving into the neighborhood.

See ya on the Parkway, Phillies Phans.

 

SW-Ian Anderson

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hahahaha fucking classic.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

It’s Hal-La-Day and He Wants His 10th

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Damn, it’s only been thee  days that I’ve been away from The Blunt, but it’s felt like a year.  I love getting to write on here when there is an exciting game to be played.  Hell, my first write was Chase Utley’s return!  But enough about me, let’s talk about Doc.

Roy Halladay (9-3, 2.56 ERA) will take on the Pujols-less St. Louis Cardinals tonight.  Halladay is searching for what could be his 10th win of the year, also being the first of 2011 to hit double digits.  He has a 2-0, 1.13 ERA career vs the red birds.  Halladay is coming off another ‘non-Halladay’ start in Game 2 of a day/night double header last Wednesday.  His line from that night: 7IP, 6H, 4ER, 8 K. He and the Phils will oppose Cards’ pitcher Kyle McClellan (6-3, 3.96 ERA) who is coming off his first start back from a DL stint.  He has a 0-2, 4.50 ERA career vs the Phillies.

Now to the bats.  There will be no Albert Pujols in this series, nor in the All-Star Game.  Pujols was batting .279, 17 HR, & 45 RBIs before breaking his left forearm on Sunday in a freaky looking play.  Nonetheless, there will be no worries of a right handed first baseman taking it deep tonight.  But I never said there wasn’t a chance of a lefty, firstbagger taking it deep tonight.  Ryan Howard returns home and Mama Howard will be rooting for the big man all night long.  Howard is hitting .365 (31-for-85) with 8 home runs and 31 RBIs in his career at Busch Stadium.  As for the rest of the Phillies’ line up, I bring you it with dubious honor.

 

Phillies Lineup:

1. J Roll SS

2. Victorino CF

3. Utley 2B

4. Howard 1B

5. Polly 3B

6. Raul LF

7. D-Brown RF

8. Chooch C

9. Halladay P

First Pitch @ 8:15 PM!

Let’s Go Phillies!

 

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Tony La Russa Has Pink Eye

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Wow, how about that one.  Just when you think the shit hits the fan for you, it goes in reverse and lands in Tony La Russa’s face.  Oops! He had shingles, not pink eye (my bad).  In all seriousness, the Phillies were late bloomers tonight, scoring their first run in the 7th after being held to 3 hits by Kyle McClellan (No, TMac cannot pronounce it).  Things weren’t looking so hot after the Cards got the 2-1 lead in the bottom of the 7th, but the BOOM came in the 8th and I mean BOOM!  43 minutes + 14 Phillies batters + 5 Cardinals pitchers = 9 run 8th inning.

This was certainly a great turn of events, giving the Phillies a W, but the Cards aren’t the only ones coming off the field without a W tonight.  Roy Halladay left the game in the top of the 7th for a pinch hitter; he threw a GREAT game! 6 IP, 4 H, 1 ER, 2 BB, 5 K, but the Phillies only rallied 3 hits while he was still on the mound.  He didn’t get his 10th win tonight, and you can blame the early offense (or lack there of).  For real, one earned run is enough to get a lead off of.  Yeah a 9 run 8th inning is nice and all, but Doc should be 15-1 by now.  He did deserve that loss vs Milwaukee, but that’s besides the point.  This guy is our ace, and we should be backing him all 9 innings!

It was a joyous victory for us at home and those of us that ventured out to Busch Stadium for the series.  Tomorrow, Cliff Lee goes against the Cards.  He didn’t really fare well his first time facing them this season: 6.1 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 6 BB, 4 K.  Let’s hope the offense carries o’er from tonight to tomorrow eh?

Final: Phillies 10 – Cardinals 2

W: Stutes (2-0) L: Wilson (0-1)

Let’s Go Phillies!

 

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Interleague Play

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! It’s something that everyone looks forward to watching. It is the time of the year when the Fightins take on some of the best teams from the American League. I remember when I was a kid, was used as a measuring stick to see how well we stacked up against the top tier teams, like those sons of bitches from New York or the Sawx.

Now a days though, at least since around 2007, I feel the Phillies have turned the table a bit on . Take this past series with the Mariners. Seattle fans had to have this one marked off on their calendars. The big bad Phillies were coming to town, and the locals would want to see if their home town boys could steal one from the Fightins. As we all saw, they took the series, and we had to watch that stupid Moose dance more than we wanted to.

In fact, that Moose is so stupid that as I watched the game on Saturday night, and they kept showing the homemade Phanatic I thought to myself that the Fake Phanatic (Phranatic) looked ten times better than the Moose, and that’s saying something.

I’m pretty sure that the real Phanatic would beat the hell out of the Moose. I even think that the fake Phanatic could as well. That’s neither here nor there and I am getting off topic.

Where was I? Ah, yes, . Later this week at home the Phillies fans get treated to two great series with the Red Sox and the Athletics coming to town. The Athletics always have held intrigue for me because they were the team that left Philadelphia. I’m sure it is the same way in New York when the Dodgers come to town. Except that the Dodgers are terrible and the A’s are mediocre.

When the Red Sox come through it is always a great series and the fans really come out and show their support. Back in the day, it would be the only set of games that would sell out at the Vet because everyone wanted to see the Red Sox, the New York team that we usually don’t see, and other AL teams. That just shows how much of this fan base are bandwagoners or front runners. A championship will do that to a city. A parade in 2008 turned every game into a sellout instead of just interleague games.

No I’m not bitter. Not at all. I’m glad that the Phillies won a World Series. I’m also glad that since then you can’t walk up to the box office the day of a game and get any ticket that comes with a seat.

Alright now. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. .

The Phillies are now the measuring stick for teams in the AL. That was my original point. The damn Moose got me fired up. I apologize for acting so rash and being so harsh towards the Phrontrunning fan base.

The best part about nowadays? The Phillies aren’t wearing those ugly hats anymore. You remember the hats.  The ones that looked like they were a giveaway on a Wednesday night in August for fans 14 and under. Maybe they had a huge Shop Rite logo stitched into the back. And you would wear it all the time and your friends would envy you for being able to get that hat, Shop Rite logo and all.

If you don’t remember the hat here is a picture of it. The picture is brought to you by the power of the internet. Ugh. Ugly. What an awful design. Whoever thought that a star in the center of the “P” looked good should have been fired immediately. I’m going to organize a hat burning in Center City for anyone that still owns one of those God awful things.

 

The Phillies should give out refunds or at least let you trade your interleague hat in for the much better day game hats. (From now on Italics, except when we sign our names at the bottom of the article, are to be used for sarcasm)

 

 

As we all look forward to this weekends match up with the Athletics, next weeks series with the Red Sox, and our final interleague match with the Blue Jays in Toronto, we all have to hope that the series we just closed out against the Mariners was a fluke, and that our boys show these American League teams how it’s done. We used to see how well we matched up against the better teams in the “better” league, now we’re the measuring stick.

 

SW -Brian (remember this isn’t sarcasm) Maloney

 

 

 

 

 

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